Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 10, 2020

Yep, definitely undeniably sincerely dead. Just like you were.

KA-What?!?!

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL RIP HAYWIRE!

Yeah, this sucks, unless this leads to Breezy suffering amnesia and Rip being forced to take Lizzy as his ‘wife’ to stop Skull(after some persuasion). Actually, this may lead to Rip being used as a willing pawn by Skull(which these henchmen wouldn’t expect. Again, bad twist.

Ka-DEPRESSED!

Naah. She’s obviously alive and will be back in a very conveniently concocted moment.

Too full for a fight? Why did you just hand Skull the key to your Achilles heel?

Maybe Rip reconnects with the Cobra, who becomes a step-mom for Fireball?

It’s an Indy Jones shout-out!

Oh, the drama! AcTING!

hope he finishes that stack of pancakes before he leaves with the goons

“I’ll come quietly….then KA-REVENGE , to the last coin of small value…

“Ripster poorly handles it.”

“Perhaps you quietly will see me following you.”

KA-BOYSENBERRY!

I highly doubt Breezy is dead. She’ll be back. By the way,those Skull goons are making a huge mistake. Sure, Rip may be too full to fight now, but later, when his fists start giggling, watch out!

Those Skull agents hope they have an easier time dealing with Rip after buttering him up.

Any other time, those goons would not be crazy enough to risk another beating.

By the way… Where did Rip park the gators?