Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 11, 2020

Bad time to tempt Rip, Lilly.

some non-chlorine bleach and a good scrubbing of cloth on cloth will make that embarrassment disappear as if you never left a trail…..

I have a feeling Dr. Pain may have something to do with this horrible plot, especially if it is a messed-up second anniversary surprise for Rip! Otherwise, show us what happened to Breezy. I mean, Dr. Pain wouldn’t quit being evil that easily, even with a adorable granddaughter like Fireball.

Oops! I meant to say ‘twisted second honeymoon’ surprise. I’ve seen City Slickers 2, which is the closest thing I can imagine to this having a happy ending. If Breezy is behind this, however, Cobra has taught her well as Rip does really love her.

ka-tmi

At least Lexi is sparing Rip’s feelings (/s) except that she’s probably saving them for later when she can really unload on him.

This might be leading to another catocopales, (i’m sure that’s spelled wrong) and Rip will be back in the original universe

My guess: it wasn’t Breezy who blew up. This was a dastardly Skull scheme to get Rip to help find the pirate ship… and eventually all will be well.

Ka-gross!

Stained swimsuit? KA-YUCK!

Rip work for Skull? Not gonna happen! By the way, did anyone read yesterday’s Ten Cats comic? Rip would be proud of Chesney.

Hmm…. I wonder how Jenkins will react to this news. Rip could probably use an ally right now.