Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 06, 2020

What happened to the other six dwarfs?

P1, He’s a catcher in the showers too.

P2, Alfred E. Neuman stars as The Mayor today.

P3, Looks like Mop’s been working overtime on the floors.

Of course everybody was happy no one brought a butterknife.

Wow…that was a thrilling story line, filled with unexpected happenings, truly riveting. Can’t wait to see if R & W can come up with something even more moronic!!!

Anybody know who paid for all the eats, the umprie, etc.???

I thought this series was scraping the bottom of the barrel. Are hey running out of storylines. Is it the end of Gil Thorp comics. I am kidding. But this series of this stupid game imo was scraping that barrel bottom. Maybe it’s just me

Which yutes will GilPa help this Summer at MCC? Tony Paul and Wilson Casey we’re here and gone two years ago. Poor little Kylie was abandoning on the driving range last year and turned feral, foraging for berries and other edibles. Look forward to hijinks at the club late this week.

Ìn all reality , great job on the floors Mop ! Thorp almost slipped on them and broke his hip . Now the park needs cleaning after the ball game/food fest , Now Git !

In these turbulent times Milford is truly the Land of Oz. Pay attention to that man behind the ice cream truck.

“Sounds like everyone left happy.”

“I know. We can’t allow such subversion to continue.”

Food, snacks courtesy Donald Rooney (75%) and Dr. Pearl (25%).

Everyone left happy, except for the village employees who had to clean up pizza boxes, sandwich crusts, and ice cream bar wrappers left on the field and dugouts by these slobs

Is this the last day of this crap then?

Can anyone explain to me what the point of this story arc was?

Not really Gil, I was hoping for golf or at least some sloppy Joes.

P 2: No Mike, but the readers lost

P3: “Everybody loves a happy ending, Kaz. How about we head to the shower room and give each other one?”

Meanwhile, everyone loves a feel good story and everyone who dated Double D always had good feeling stories.

But what about Watha and the catcher? Did they live happily ever after? Did hey have kids? Inquiring minds want to know?

Yikes, another week to solve the mystery of who paid, plus exciting denouement.

Let me guess, tomorrow Kaz mentions he sent pizza to the park and Gil mentions he sent subs and ice cream. Or vice versa. They laugh and slap each other on the back. But what else will happen, this can’t end until Saturday, we still have several days of excitement. Maybe they’ll give us one panel of the baseball and softball teams last games and another failure to make the playoffs.

And speaking of failures, it would be a big failure if you didn’t read today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Oh, and someone will suggest, “Let’s play this game every year between the two schools!” And everyone will think it’s a great idea and we’ll never hear about it ever again.

P 2.5: “… uh, hoo hoo…. yeah, sure mike… if you say so….”