Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 26, 2020

do the publishers of Snoopy’s novels even know their client is a dog?

Snoopy-a literary legend in his own mind-and a literary lesion in the minds of the publishers he sends his manuscripts to.;D

He’d be a hoot at Starbucks

P.S. Please don’t bring a rejection slip. I’ve gone into rejection slip shock before.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?It took me years to write, will you take a look?

um…because they have better things to do with their time?

Snoopy wants to make sure nobody ruins his vision.

It would actually be worth the trip by the publisher to go and see a typewriting dog!

I hope Snoopt does not hold his breath waiting for someone to come pick up his story.

What author hasn’t thought his work is that good?

Because your previous submissions have not met our current needs, we feel it is likely your current novel will also not meet our current needs.

Author. Author. Author. Snoopy is a prolific writer. You should read his messages to and about the Red Baron in WW2. Snoopy was a great pilot who hunted for the evil Red Baron.

Doesn’t hurt to try a new technique.

My new novel is a cliffhanger. I’m excited to see how it ends.

Hope that’s supposed to be a new novel and not the World Famous Author actually writing a letter thinking any publisher is jumping at the bit to publish his next book.

I think they’d like to “get it” first before they come, Snoopy!

Snoopy, you should be asking them to bring a large, first installment payment when they come pick it up! Think big!

happy national dog day Snoopy

The fact that Snoopy is using a typewriter tells you this strip is really old.