Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 28, 2020

and if that publisher doesn’t pick up Snoopy’s manuscript, Snoopy will just wait for another publisher to pick it up

Don’t burn your bridges behind you, Snoopy.

Snoopy, you seem to have mistaken this publisher for someone who cares!

I hope you have kept your rolodex updated Snoopy. (I wonder if people today still use rolodexes or even know what one is?)

That’ll show them.

If the letter were written today, Snoopy would be using emojis for the “Nyahh, Nyahh, Nyahh!” part!

I wonder if anyone under 25 can identify what Snoopy is using to contact the publisher?

At least they won’t ruin your idea, Snoopy.

Oh, yes. That will teach them.

NYAHH! What to sum up for 2020 so far…

Real mature, Snoopy.

That’s Snoopy mad!

I like his style. I’ve reached that point in my writing career—-if they want something they can come to me and ask. (Of course I’m not expecting anybody to come and ask.)

I think you know where will freeze over before anyone accepts.

Publishers aren’t gentlemen, Snoopy.

Publish it as an ebook. Then, you won’t ever have to worry about it being read.

Uh, sure. You do that World Famous Author. Maybe there’s a Penny Dreadful publisher still in buisness.

This is done for comedy, but success guru Napoleon Hill actually did show similar chutzpah in offering some of his own books for publication.