Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 10, 2020

I bet dad plants a simple “treasure” while the kid is away from the hole at some time. A dad should, anyway. Imagine a kid digging up a simple ‘Susan B Anthony’ dollar? Wow! BURIED TREASURE!

Susan who!!!!

Mole People drink Snapple!

Wouldn’t this be a good time for Adam to do a scene from “Cool Hand Luke”?

I hope you don’t plan on using that straw, Clayton!

Before you dig, call the city to have your yard marked for utilities.

Whatever happened to snapple? I never hear of them anymore.

Salted digs?

A Snapple lib and a straw. Just the tip of the iceberg of all the construction debris the builder buried instead of hauling it away.

Wtf are y’all talking about??

Let me know when he finds Jimmy Hoffa.

Save that straw, they’re hard to come by, and you want to keep it out of the land fill.

Recalls a Calvin & Hobbes strip about a hole. Hobbes: “Finding anything?” Calvin: “A bent fork, an old Coke bottle, and a marble.” Hobbs: “Already?!” Calvin: “There’s treasure everywhere!!”

Paraphrased — can’t remember the exact dialog.

I remember straws!