Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for July 10, 2020

And I found your problem, you’re an idiot!

And such a beautiful beast is he.

And it’s about to do what horses do whenever they feel like it. Keep your mouth shut.

So he didn’t know it was a horse UNTILL he slid under it? HARDY HAR HAR

Simply funny, Ellis! You’re horseing around again.

A calendar in the garage with trees on it? Come on!

“So does that mean I should be giving him unleaded oats?”

He has horsepower, so it’s an honest mistake.

“This isn’t what I meant by horsepower”