Runners up? “Computer Freaks” (that’s YOU, FlightSuit), “People That Talk To Pets More Than God” (I hate them so much), “Ankle Biters” (???!!!???), and “Rebellious Women” (WOO HOO!) (can I get an “Amen” for “Rebellious Women?”).
Honorable Mention: “Lying Penteco$tal$” (good news Honest Penteco$tal$! - you’re in the clear!), “The Jews That Are From The Synagogue of Satan” (maybe the Synagogue Of Satan could use a new marketing director?), “Money Lovers” (those Jews From The Synagogue of Satan just can’t catch a break), Sport’s Nuts (if that’s how they punctuate their name then they make me sick too), and “Party Animals” (see, Rebellious Women, above).
Re: Man forecloses on his bank: I had read that story already. I just never realized the guy was a vampire.
RE: CHEESECAKE-STUFFED CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES: OMG, OMG, OMG! I think I just went into a sugar coma from looking at those pictures. I HAVE to try those sometime.
margueritem over 13 years ago
They care not how well one speaks… And roadkill speaks not.
comicgos over 13 years ago
It’s all about rubber bands!
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 13 years ago
Classic Rotifer – July 13, 2010
Re: the FLOG. My favorite part was “and Mormons.”
Runners up? “Computer Freaks” (that’s YOU, FlightSuit), “People That Talk To Pets More Than God” (I hate them so much), “Ankle Biters” (???!!!???), and “Rebellious Women” (WOO HOO!) (can I get an “Amen” for “Rebellious Women?”).
Honorable Mention: “Lying Penteco$tal$” (good news Honest Penteco$tal$! - you’re in the clear!), “The Jews That Are From The Synagogue of Satan” (maybe the Synagogue Of Satan could use a new marketing director?), “Money Lovers” (those Jews From The Synagogue of Satan just can’t catch a break), Sport’s Nuts (if that’s how they punctuate their name then they make me sick too), and “Party Animals” (see, Rebellious Women, above).
grapfhics over 13 years ago
in honor of Miss Bluebeard- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_H9yGF36Rc
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Of course it’s wasted. Lenore. Ravens only know one word.
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
@Rotifer
Well. So nice we were included, even if only as an afterthought.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
I prefer my crows carryout
Oxnate over 13 years ago
Re: Hurt: Love that song and the video.
Re: Man forecloses on his bank: I had read that story already. I just never realized the guy was a vampire.
RE: CHEESECAKE-STUFFED CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES: OMG, OMG, OMG! I think I just went into a sugar coma from looking at those pictures. I HAVE to try those sometime.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Fortunately the 14 crows in my yard the other day were only thinking of the seed in my feeders, although I was being eyed rather suspiciously.
aprilglaspie over 13 years ago
The Twa Corbies:
http://www.contemplator.com/child/twacorbies.html
JIM WAMSLEY, Premium Member over 13 years ago
Most often eloquence is just wasted. Don’t blame on the crows….
LocoOwl over 13 years ago
Whatever happened to four and twenty black birds baked in a pie???
Maybe that is why the crows ain’t falling for that stuff!
Steve Bartholomew over 13 years ago
Of course it’s wasted. Lenore. Ravens only know one word.
Actually, Ravens have a complex language and vocabulary and are capable of eloquence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Raven#Vocalization
runar over 13 years ago
My crows are never carrion - they always get checked with the other luggage.
J.BenjaminDalton over 13 years ago
I like roadkill, but I usually don’t eat it in public places.