WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 09, 2020

… if not the age…

The real goal is to sell tickets.

Adapted from a novelette by Norman Nerdski thru Ma’s Basement Publishing!

After watching the 2nd “Resident Evil” film, I concluded that – to successfully fight off monsters – one must wear little clothing and carry many firearms.

And of course, you’re ultimate personal objective is to fall in love.

Figures….

Considering the number of folks killed with prop guns, that guy could be in trouble….

Hey – a little courtesy by printing: “Spoiler Alert!” I haven’t seen Black Widow yet!

“And what kind of crap is this, hot spent shell casing falls in bikini top?”

Hey, no one said you were being forced to accept the million dollar salary to act in this turkey.

Lara Croft

Tomb Blonde

Well, this script could also have been written by a lesbian, especially if she has a crush on you.

“ Too much clothing..starting next scene, reduce the mini skirt to a thong”

The most sexist, misogynistic little pervs on earth are the dorks who create comic books and video games. Fact!

As long as the guess is Ruby Rose

Put some Cheeto® stains on the writer’s fingers and you’ll have an accurate picture.

It’s his version of female empowerment.

Any Marvel or DC comic artist.xD

Female superhero parts written by dirty old men.

One exception I will make if one has seen the movie “Atomic Blonde” stiletto heels can be used as a deadly weapon, heaven knows they can’t be used for walking.

And yet, women star in those sorts of movies all the time. And get paid big money for it.

Amen, sister!