Well, she has got down on her knees, and seems to have bowed her head with great respect. Do you still have to fiddle with your rosaries under the new dispensation…uh, menu options?
…For Unitarian Universalists, press 9 for voice chat
For agnostics, press 0 to speak with an operator
For atheists, please hang up and do not dial again.
The bleeeps in the “phone number” (took me a while to figure out) are from the Latin word for “with” which has some unpleasant slang usage in English.
“Et c_m Spiritu Tuo” (And with your spirit). The proper response in the Latin Mass for “Dominus vobiscum.” “The Lord Be With You / And with your spirit.”
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Isn’t Vic a direct descendant of Jesus’s son? Royalty
pcolli over 13 years ago
“Our opening hours are between 9am and 5pm. Please call again between these times. Your custom is important to us.”
steverinoCT over 13 years ago
I thought it was, “Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f72CTDe4-0
Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago
Steverino: that’s why you need to listen closely. The menu options HAVE changed.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
“For Catholics, genuflect once. For all other religions, BURN IN HADES YOU HEATHEN SWINE!!!!”
sorry…I dunno what came over me
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Henry VIII knew how to handle Catholic voice mail.
prrdh over 13 years ago
Well, she has got down on her knees, and seems to have bowed her head with great respect. Do you still have to fiddle with your rosaries under the new dispensation…uh, menu options?
MisngNOLA, how pre-Vatican II of you!
MobyD over 13 years ago
…For Unitarian Universalists, press 9 for voice chat For agnostics, press 0 to speak with an operator For atheists, please hang up and do not dial again.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
for voodoo, take a shot of rum and prepare your pins
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
… for Christian Scientists, you have reached a non-working number.
Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago
You folks are dangerously close to the punchlines for the rest of the week.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
I always thought the number to heaven was ” Et bleeep Spiri 220”………☻
heligmyer over 13 years ago
GoodQuestion, did you trigger the site’s Latin filter? Dominus vobiscum!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Due to prayer volume, we estimate a 400 year wait for the next prophet…
Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago
The bleeeps in the “phone number” (took me a while to figure out) are from the Latin word for “with” which has some unpleasant slang usage in English.
“Et c_m Spiritu Tuo” (And with your spirit). The proper response in the Latin Mass for “Dominus vobiscum.” “The Lord Be With You / And with your spirit.”
craigwestlake over 13 years ago
It must be a subsidised service, I understand they don’t make much of a prophet…
cwreenactor over 13 years ago
“Fiddle with your rosaries.”