You can microwave regular bacon, you know, ♥Kab♥ Buch. Put sheets of paper towels under it and over it, nuke it for 30-40 seconds per slice (more for thick-slicked), and enjoy. Way less mess and way easier clean-up.
Yes. Even if you like seriously greasy bacon, you can use fewer paper towels to soak up the grease, but it will still be crispy. (If it isn’t, you just need to add maybe another five or ten seconds per slice until it’s as you like it.)
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
You’re lucky Roscoe’s not humping your leg Opal.
EarlWash over 13 years ago
Now go fry up some eggs, Opal, and you will be able to entertain all the neighbors as well.
kreole over 13 years ago
Forget Chanel #5—just fry some bacon.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
You’re lucky Earl isn’t humping your leg.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Come on, Earl. Go fry your own bacon and eat until your heart’s content.
It figures Opal would make bacon and eat it all herself.
kab2rb over 13 years ago
That’s why I don’t get attention I don’t cook greasy bacon. Occasionally microwave turkey bacon but not regular greasy bacon.
jtviper7 over 13 years ago
Roscoe’s a little devil…
peter0423 over 13 years ago
You can microwave regular bacon, you know, ♥Kab♥ Buch. Put sheets of paper towels under it and over it, nuke it for 30-40 seconds per slice (more for thick-slicked), and enjoy. Way less mess and way easier clean-up.
Mmm — baconnnnn………
JanLC over 13 years ago
So take a bath, Opal.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Fart…that should clear the room Opal.
dmanc33 over 13 years ago
Good one Jazzy. My coffee just came out my nose!!!!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
LOL, Jazzy!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
Grog, I’m not getting any indication she made the bacon only for herself; she cooked it for breakfast.
peter0423 over 13 years ago
Yes. Even if you like seriously greasy bacon, you can use fewer paper towels to soak up the grease, but it will still be crispy. (If it isn’t, you just need to add maybe another five or ten seconds per slice until it’s as you like it.)
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I don’t like my bacon too crispy. I like a little bend to it.
drhibbitts3 over 13 years ago
Roscoe must be a beagle. I put bacon bits on my salad earlier, and mine’s been “hounding” me ever since. Such a hopeful little dog.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Did we mention lingering? :^)