Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 15, 2011

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    Batman and Robin take the whole family out for a night on the town.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Maybe you’ve never been buzzed by one as it’s showing off how good its sonar is.

    But strange to tell, we have them even in Houston (death to the local mosquitos!). Where do they live during the day?

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Those bats must of been extra hungry.

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    tbree  over 13 years ago

    Those bats Were hungry, Not Anymore…..

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Send a little mayhem down here, please, Wiz.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Damned bat sure like my Uncle Josh’s fish lure flying to the unwary fish.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    @Johanan Rakkav א - They probably commute in from Austin and Fredericksburg.

    http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10852

    http://www.fabuloustravel.com/usa/article/393/21960

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    pamlicorat  over 13 years ago

    I think the Wiz is getting a little batty in his old age.

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    Dkram  over 13 years ago

    Never thought of the Wiz as being evil. May be he likes to be mischievous once in a while.

    Our bats are in trubble, something called white nose syndrome is killing them off.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    White nose?

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    dsom8  over 13 years ago

    Id is in Minnesota?!

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    I wish we had more bats, but I’m glad there aren’t any living in the attic any more! They had a tendency to come downstairs for a visit now and then…

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    Wonder if that’s where Ding-Bats come from?

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    One rabid bat gives ‘em all a bad name. look what Beck did to Fox…oh, wait, that is the HOME of rabid bats.

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    Well, he did terrorize the mosquitoes!

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    What, dk, terrorizing is “evil’? Heck, we ELECT people to terrorize us around here.

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be delightful

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Usually the Law of Unintended Consequences is a bad thing.

    (There is a species of bat that has lost the ability to fly. Nature is weird.)

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “Bats are creepy; bats are scary;

    Bats do not seem sanitary;

    Bats in dismal caves keep cozy;

    Bats remind us of Lugosi;”

    Frank Jacobs

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    TheAuldWan  over 13 years ago

    The bats all left Battyslavia when the skleeters ran out years ago…. We welome them here in Florida where our state bird is the mosquito.

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    boldyuma  over 13 years ago

    Nice switch from the flying “M’s” we normally see in the skies of ID…..

    “Away..Away..my flying monkeys….to the Enchanted Florist?”..forest..

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Yes, in the real world bats are mosquito vacuums. So stop going “Eek!” and appreciate them, people, they are not blood suckers, they eat the blood suckers.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    I knew Wiz was a little batty.

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    The building which houses our church was built in the 1800s and sports a healthy population of bats. Every once in a while, one joins us for the church services–freaking out the bat phobics among us! White nose syndrome is very serious and spreading. :-(

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    Johanan bats live under bridges and other dark undisturbed places during the day and at dusk head out in hoards to hunt bugs. And these are some purdy bats!

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    Sr4wBerry  about 3 years ago

    damn whats he trying to do

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