Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 05, 2020

How Andy be a courier when I’ve never seen him in a car behind the steering wheel?

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny and a variation of a theme our HERO Mr Andrew Capp just goes to these job interviews so as not to lose his dole money so he uses his devious mind to make sure he does not get a job :o) my avatar which I have used before is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off just because he feels too hot , like I do because in Malta we are having a heatwave :o{ how was your day? our day should be busy but calm I hope with no morning Sunday drive or any visits because both my sons are on duty Connie will have to watch the Holy Mass on the TV because our main Church is too far for her to walk:o{ stay safe and BCNU pal

I’m sad that Chalkie resorted to his boring grey suit after trying to go trendy!

I guess that as long as the addressees frequented pubs, Andy would do fine. If not,….

This reminds me of a co-worker from years ago. To say that he was a heavy eater is an understatement. If you asked him directions to someplace in his neighborhood, he’d tell you “Go up Route 5 until you come to the Burger King, go left down Main Street and then turn right at the Pizza Hut…”

Honesty paid off for Mr. Bar Towel today.

Andy could have included the canal as well!

Andy would be a great courier for "when it absolutely doesn’t have to be there anytime soon:.

And you’re obviously happy about that outcome.

Our Andy never is who they are looking for…..

That is called showing up for a interview with a planned resume.

I hope the rest of us in the Colonies have the same number of fingers today that we had last night. Or I am the lucky one?

Andy never gets the right package.

Andy forgot to include the horse track.