Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 21, 2020

“Bad vibrations”.

There’s your seismologist incoming on the surfboard now. If he knew, he could zip right up beside you.

While you’re on hold, we’ll pretend to be a radio station and play some lame music at you.

Too late…

“Your call is very important to us…”

Swooooosh…..never mind….

The Hotline is awash in calls.

Cowabunga, dudes!

‘Your call is very important to us…’

“Sir, I’m sorry, but that isn’t a tsunami. If it were, my alarms would be going off…”

aaOOOOOgah aaOOOOOgah

“I have to hang up now, sir. We’ve detected a tsunami in your area.”

“Ma’am Is your home invasion in progress right now? Please hold.

To a seismologist, seis (size) does matter

The guy on the surfboard reminds me of a scene described by Larry Niven in “Lucifer’s Hammer”.

Here’s the advice you’re likely to get: Run like hell!

The next person on this line is gonna be a bit crabby.

“Please hold to be connected to hot, sexy, single tsunamis in your area now!”