The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 24, 2020

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    Try again without the slippers, maybe that will help. Of course, we all know pajamas add 10 pounds, so just subtract 10 pounds to make up for the weight of your PJs.

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    We have some weird scales. They make my wife cry.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Did all that hair weigh as much as an ounce to begin with, Chubby?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What you lost on top.. now grows where the sun don’t shine.. Net gain/loss = zero.

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    captastro  over 4 years ago

    It’s offset by the hair in your ears and nose.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    I’m sure you’ve compensated for the loss.

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