Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 18, 2020

There’s an app for everything!!

If it were not in an app, I’m sure some people would not know how to wipe their butt.

So…nothing to worry about then. Other than the whole melanoma thing.

It will also plan your trip for cancer surgery.

that app also schedules your chemo treatment and then your mortuary appointment

Does it come with different skins?!

My app tells me to stay away from the beach and cover up.

(And how comfortable is that black swim suit on a hot day?)

Does it also follow up with the oncologists?

or when to even go in the first place

After 2 bouts with skin cancer – I need that app! (You’d think a penguin wouldn’t burn!)

I don’t have apps ( or however you put it) and I do just fine!

I wish, now, I hadn’t gotten all the sun I did back in the days.

The Mrs is a fair, nay pasty, complected red headed Scotswoman. One might even say a ginger. Caftans, long wraps, big floppy hats and slathered in sun screen. 10 minutes a side at max. No short sleeves, no sleeveless, no cancer.

It would be better to find an app that’s more proactive, that pops up and says “You’re done!”.