In Security by Bea R. for July 02, 2020

I knew Charlene was jealous of Jolene but this is a low blow.

And this is where the story really starts.

(Goon Show quote.)

Cue the music …

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2f8V_hWxc

Anyway, Charlene sold her earrings to pay for repairs to Jolene, didn’t she? ✨❤️✨

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap….

I’ve owned my ‘82 Harley FLH for over 20 years. I bought a newer sportster to have something to ride while I do a complete overhaul and repaint on the FLH. The day I brought the sportster home, my beautiful wife of 8 years at the time, asked me when I was going to sale the old one? !? Luckily I didn’t say what I was thinking, the FLH was here before you and it will be here………. Like I said, bit my tongue. She does like riding on both of them. I feel for Roy!!! I hope Charlene is rebuilding Jolene for him with the money she got for her earrings. Roy, you’ve been Overhauled!!!

It’s a good thing Roy kept his hair with him, or she woulda sold that too! #harrumph

Gabby is quick on the ball with the Sharpie, and her writing skills are impressive…..

Wait a minute, Gabby can already write?? Her grammar is flawless too!

Sam didn’t do his job, or did he? Maybe Jolene is hiding out in Sam’s garage, maybe they’re pretending it’s stolen for the insurance money knowing it would pay more than selling a car that no longer runs.

Ok, with the minivan stolen the family now lacks a car, did Charlene think this through at all? What are they gonna use the inchworm? XD

This may have been a bit far even for Charlene, that car was a gift from his parents, how would she feel if Roy sold something Charlene got from her parents, her camera maybe, also how will Roy’s parents react to this?

You are a sweet heart Bea. Showing what a loving wife is willing to do for there hubby!

Welp that’s what you get for getting shot. Your auntie took your daughters on a rampage.

Love the perspective in Panel #1. ✨❤️✨

Wait a minute how much did they have to sell? Aren’t they well off from profiting off Gabby’s fame?

Oh, I’m sure that money was spent or in a trust fund for Gabby.

What a nicely drawn garage.

So you sold the only car you had now.

“Top ten anime betrayals”

Did you guys notice what Gabbys’s doing?

Your wife’s looking like that and your first thought is the CAR? https://youtu.be/xCc-RWIp7XU

They are out of cars. Inchworm looks like it’s ready to go.

Cheer up, Roy. Maybe she didn’t sell Jolene. Maybe Jolene ran away.

She loves her kids…all three of them.

Aw, I wanted to see more of the chaos. :(

Roy was just shot yesterday, doesn’t he need to stay in hospital for a little while?

I could definitely see a spin-off strip entirely on Roy’s wacky Odyssey-like search for his lady love.

Ever pursued by his furious wife, of course. Poseidon hath no fury like Charlene disobeyed!

She styled her hair specifically to see if he’d notice her naked ears. And he did.

Now, I wonder if he’ll sell his hair to buy Jolene back…

I’ve heard of people selling their soul, but I’ve never heard of anyone selling someone else’s soul before!

W H O A !!

Bea needs to get scouted to turn this into an animated series. I’m re-reading all the way back from 2017 to now for the 3rd time and I can’t help but feel that way.

No insurance? Buy a nice, brand-new, cheap-ass mini-truck, Roy! Then we can watch Char disembowel you. Bwooohahahaha!

This is the first I’ve seen her with her hair pulled back.