In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 15, 2020

Oh, I’m sorry. Wrong number!

Tell him if he wins the pennant for you, you’ll take the whole team out for chicken nuggets.

“Oh, so now you call me! I HAVE NO SON!”

“He never calls me!!!”

I never knew that Ralph Branca’s mom kept her maiden name.

There’s no crying in baseball, but there is sweating.

And the guy on 2nd is phoning signs to his dugout.

pro baseball player with a “mommy” clause in his contract

No wonder the Tiger’s never got over the hump! Manager wasn’t calling the moms for encouragement. What a shame!

Threw her a curve.

Wow – that guys has some serious Mommy issues!

Who’s mama’s good boy?

Can’t do it, I bet on the other team.

Baseball beta males