Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 15, 2020

the money going towards that mask with printed vampire fangs?

Donate one to the President.

I need those at my place of work. So many people not understanding a basic concept.

As noted in “Jump Start”… Print “Please cover your nose” on the outside of your mask. It’s good to see the education system working so well.

Only a dollar? It looks like you could charge more than that, Lio!

Isn’t that illegal, to buy a product and sell it as your own?

My nose does that automatically when I’m trying to fall asleep.

Love the idea, but if we actually had these, think of all the alarms going off everywhere. We’d also need ear plugs.

School is supposed to start in the middle of August. Want to bet how many parents just want to send their kids to school without a mask and expect the school to provide one? A new one every day. As an aide for special needs kids, if I want a paycheck, I have to be at school and less, much less, than 6 feet away from kids that will refuse to wear a mask. More than likely, the parents that are smart enough to have their kids wear masks are also smart enough to keep their kids at home. I sure do hope a mask will work to keep me safe. I can’t stay at home to work. My job doesn’t work that way.

Yo! How about one that doesn’t irritate the crap out of your sinuses, creep!

You know I’ve actually seen people wearing them that way (1st panel)…not too smart!

We need those around here.

This just in… President Trump was interviewed by CBS today, and said the following:

CBS: Wearing a mask is a public health issue. Why has it become such a political issue?

Trump: It is a political issue for a lot of people. It’s not a political issue for me. I would wear it, if I’m in contact with people, if I’m close to people. And I have worn it before…

CBS: Would you urge Americans to wear a mask right now?

Trump: If it’s necessary, I would urge them to wear a mask. And I would say follow the guidelines.

Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-race-face-mask-school-roger-stone/

Well now. What do all the anti-mask drones have to say about that? The god-king-emperor has spoken. Best not display any disloyalty, right?

Quick now, go back and delete all your old anti-mask posts and replace them with pro-mask posts! We are at war with Eastasia. We’ve always been at war with Eastasia!

Who nose how a mask is supposed work anyway?