Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 03, 2020

unguard you fool or a cup of green ginseng tea…

that is not a fair competition :+/

The Teal Pugilist (following Marquess of Queensberry rules) is no match for the Tealer Fencer, following Traditional dueling customs. Tealer shall impale Teal on his wicked rapier!

And this was a set-up by the good sister! Has she turned her back on Teal? Teal is innocent. I call lame!

FOOOOOOL!!!

What you did not realize is that my tightie whities are actually Tightie Tealies!!!

…heck, at this point, any sport besides NASCAR is damn worth watching…

… I don’t know…

…looks more cyan to me…

… oh, shut up and make out already…

… ducks of the genus Anas…

…one sees great things from the valley…

… only small things from the peak…

… Clark Kent’s uniform faded in the wash…

…now, Superman is the man of teal…

…I asked my family who Dick Greyson was…

…nobody knew…

…but he sometimes wears teal…

so teal ….

First rule of Teal Club: don’t wear mittens to a sword fight.

Second rule of Teal Club: don’t wear mittens to a pissing match.

Third rule of Teal Club: never eat teal snow.

To TEAL or not to TEAL! En guard….beware of the fading affect

Robert Pshaw? Wasn’t he in Pjaws?

Annie Get Your Sword.

It’s ALL teal until somebody gets their eye poked out.

Ah, the appeal of teal … it’s real!

And: my fencing trousers have stirrups! Ha HAHHH.

And those so-called boxing gloves look like what Honus Wagner used playing shortstop. So there.

As I walked out on the streets of Tealedo, as I walked out in Tealedo one day, I spied a young boxer all wrapped in teal linen, wrapped in teal linen and cold as the clay. “I see by your outfit that you’re a teal boxer…” I think that song was written by Tealy Dan.

If you bring a sword to a fist fight, what’s your point …?

Our older granddaughter has moved from purple to teal.

What frogs up must frog down

Spinnin’ teal got to go ’round

Talkin’ ‘bout your raiments it’s a cryin’ sin

Brief work of your boxers let the spinnin’ teal spin

—Pads, Pools and Frogs; Spinning Teal

“We’re men (manly men) in tights (teal tights*)

We put up our dukes and get in a lot of fights…"

*Well, the shirt part anyway…

Some men like to tell teal tales.

Umy for my tummy... as the teal turns…as the teal turns….as the teal turns…

Sold to the retealer..

Location..Location..Location..

Surely there’s enough teal to go around.