That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 06, 2020

THAT’S IT? And the jerk rolls back and falls asleep!

“Last thing I remember is taking the brown acid just before Jimi Hendrix – where is everybody?”

Woman contemplating the fragility of life. And a good place to bury the body.

“Do I hit him with a rock and shove him in the river. Or do I just leave with the horses and hope he never finds his way back?”

Dorothy was dumbfounded. Of all the places to end up why’d she have to be dumped back in Kansas?

She’s never heard of a lover on stilts! And the rest of him seemed so wooden!

making hay while the sun shines takes on a whole new meaning…

Suddenly “plowed in the field” took on a whole new meaning to Emily.

Woman sitting next to the tallest human being ever seen on the Great Plains.

After separating the legs from the torso, Emily takes a break.

“I’m so bored. I wish he’d wake up and fix our CD player.”

“What the Hell was I thinking ??”

She sat there confused. He had said to meet her at lunchtime to share a roll in the hay. But after having his snack he promptly feel asleep.

Dorothy wondering if the Tin Man would any better than this Scarecrow…

Oh oh, here comes that Monet guy again. I am so done holding that dam* easel.

This is actually a disturbing portrayal; a woman with some sort of mental deficiency – perhaps microcephaly? – and a seriously malnourished male.

“I just dreamed I had sex with some guy with really long legs.”

“A roll in the hay just ain’t the same without the hay…”

Hay Making: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jules_Bastien-Lepage_-_Hay_making_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this 1877 painting. Other versions has strip coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bastien-lepage_jules.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1553 

https://vads.ac.uk/large.php?uid=92699&sos=0 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/jules-bastien-lepage 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/269 

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/bastien1.htm 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bastien/biograph.html 

http://www.19thc-artworldwide.org/autumn07/44-autumn07/autumn07review/121-jules-bastien-lepage-1848-1884 

http://www.avictorian.com/Lepage_Jules_Bastien.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Jules_BastienLepage/9001066/Jules_BastienLepage.aspx 

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/bastien-lepage.htm 

https://archive.org/details/julesbastienlepa00theu/page/n9 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/12/09?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the second of which may be unresponsive).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2485 (July 5, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

She succumbed to his rough peasant charm/ and now she awakes with alarm/ for her fatal mistake/ was dropping that rake/..and she’s doomed to a life on the farm.

Woman looks like Juliana Margolis.

Shelia’s idea of a picnic was a little off, she didn’t know to bring food, just a bowl of clam chowder that made her beau a little under the weather. she never had another outside meal again or a husband.

“FML!”

The original “Weekend at Bernie’s”!

Oh sure! The painter has him just lay there so he can take a nap. I have to sit here like this for how long?

Julianna Margulies suddenly realizes she has a future in Hollywood.