Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 25, 2020

Would you believe it missed byTHIS much?

Don’t forget Mount Neverest, The Awful Tower, and the Tag Mahal.

The white cliffs of Rover, the mile river, the marinara trench.

I thought it would be ‘Leaning tower of Pizza’

Before I learned how to shut off auto correct on my tablet, it would stubbornly change place name Lac la Ronge to “Lackey Orange”.

I wanted the Leaning tower of Pizza!

Viagra Falls, The Statute of Liberty, Big Bent

Actually, the stoned hen got into the cannibis bush.

Spell checker wouldn’t suggest whale but might suggest “wrawl.” (Animal sounds coming from the wet market).

Loved the stoned hen

Love them all, wish I could come up with one to add, but I’m drawing a blank with a tongue-in-cheek comment just now.

I can spoke from experience.

Honey Island; Great Barrier Beef; North Hole; Lincoln Funnel; Codger Stadium; Loss Vegas…

The Grand Cannon; Meatier Crater; The I fell Tower; The Collie See ’em; Stone Hinge…

The Granite Canyon!

I give up. What should “stoned hen” be?

Vampire State Building; Central Pork; Tramp Tower…