Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 27, 2020

Wow, probably the first virus-related joke to make me LOL. Great work, Kevin!!

That’s about right. I’ve had my temperature taken for a haircut, a pedicure, and a teeth cleaning appointment.

Maybe combining jobs will be the new trend. For instance, a hairdresser that serves drinks. A Barbertender! I would definitely support that!

I remember when I went to get my prescription for my glasses filled…they had me wait outside (which was in the mid-’90s) and then when they came in and took my temperature, they said it was kind of warm and had me drink some water to cool down…

This is good.

At the dentist they stuck the remote-reading thermometer against my head.

ROFL !!!!!

I deliver gelato to Whole Foods in Northern Cal and they check your temperature at every store every time we check in.

I think the other diners have all lost their appetite.

Oh crap, now you’re giving them ideas.

Hope he is using a new tongue depressor on each patron

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cavity search was a little extreme though…

and all over a slightly worse flu then normal.

I’ll put up with that and more if it means I can see the inside of a buffet again.

The VA took my temperature, before I even parked my car. But that’s good.

This is a good comedic take on the stupidity of society during that time.