Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 31, 2020

no argument here.

Just the one between your ears, Ralph.

I remember having mussels back in…February, I think.

The pin flag in the background changed colors.

I do, but it will take a whole lot of work to get them back. I need more cookies and doughnuts so I’ll have the energy.

You do, Ralph…but then most of it turned into fat…

and his memory isn’t what it used to be

And sometimes the ball doesn’t go where they wanted it to.

It’s true about muscle memory. The problem I have is their memory is better than my brain memory!

His muscles are nothing but a memory .

My muscles haven’t been taking their ginkgo.

Pro golfers are so good at their swings because that’s their job and they work at it. They don’t practice like Ralph does standing and sitting around as a security guard.

I know the feeling Drabble. Many years ago, I weighed 260lbs. Now I weigh 210 and still have the same waist size. What I lost, was all muscle.