Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 31, 2020

“Stupid is as stupid does”—Forrest Gump

Poncho did not even make the book.

Poncho your actions speak for you ! Go in the corner and put the pointed hat on ;-)

Poncho’s right! The Taliban Blood Wolves say so!

Of course what breed is the author?

Must be on account of them being made from yarn – brains are all fluff!

The blonds of the dog world.

They are on the top ten list of the least intelligent dogs, along with Beagles and Bassett Hounds

In ancient Islam where dogs were considered filthy, the Princes who hunted with these dogs compelled the Imams and Mullahs to designate them as Demi-Gods.

My aunt bred Afghan hounds. One of them learned how to turn doorknobs in his mouth and let himself into a room. Of course, that was 50 years ago. Afghans aren’t bred for their intelligence.

I thought it was cocker spaniels?

Afghan hounds and collies, due to people wanting them with extra long, pointy noses, had the brains bred out of them.

Time to write your own book, and tell the truth with your experiences, Pet…

If Poncho has that data at hand, then why bother telling the Afghan Hound to quit being what he simply is?

“You can blame this misfortune on the accident of your birth” – Char

truer words were never spoken. I drink my coffee every day from a mug with that saying and a big Smiley face on it. came from Bubba Gump restaurant quite a few years ago. :)

Sure there is. Just hit him with the book. Literary license to kill.

Just like cable news. (Sigh.)

That’s not nice Poncho…..

Blame your parents.