Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2020

KA-Google

While you’re at it, why don’t you message the cops, wiseguy?

Lexy seems fascinated by the Google article, too. While she’s distracted, give her a good shove into the water.

You want to compare it to giving birth to Fireball, Breezy? I understand that can be very painful for women. The difference would be you probably wouldn’t recover from the ’gators.

KA-WHOA THAT’S GONNA HURT REAL BAD!

She’s an awfully good sport. You want to keep one like that.

they would be too afraid of being sued to respond.

Lexy’s Panel 1 dialogue foreshadows how Breezy will be saved. She’ll be dipped in the drink, but the gator will be the one who pushed her to safety earlier. He really gets around!

KA-PREHISTORIC KILLING MACHINES!

I bet it will turn out that Lexy is the one who gets eaten, and not Breezy!

Come on Rip – knock one of the people (preferably one with a gun pointed at you) into the water to give the crocs a snack so you can go rescue your honey and get out of dodge…. No way are they going to let you and Breezy walk even if you do find the treasure.

Ka-Gulp & Ka-Google!

In other words… THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!

Anyone feel an Archer reference coming on?

I’d grab Vixen and threaten to throw her to the alligators if Breezy isn’t released.

Breezy should have a gag in her mouth again.