The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 23, 2020

Well, then it’s time to get a new toaster, Eddie. Good thing you found that out.

I see we are doing volcano experiments, again.

Bad toaster! Bad, bad toaster!

Bad toaster bad toaster what you gonna do. What you gonna do when it burns the cake too..

There is child logic. You got to smile at that.

This is why we can’t have nice things. (said somebody, who had a kid like this.)

That’s why you need a toaster oven.

Next time try it without the frosting

Who would want their cake toasted?

Mutually assured destruction.

Years ago my friend’s son stuck a hotdog in their VCR – I said it was years ago.

James Beard did recommend slicing day-old angel food cake and toasting it.

Holy freaking cow how can kids be so not in the know of how to operate toasters, ovens, microwaves etc. It just doesn’t seem right to me. We were shown how to use something before we tried it on our own. Then these parents wonder why kids started fire etc My mom and dad went through all it with us so we if had to use something we knew how it worked.

His slice of cake is toast…

Reminded of the time I made a grilled cheese sandwich, but the yellow substance in the margarine tub was some frosting Mom had left over from something.