Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 16, 2020

Amazingly effective.

Seriously? Haven’t seen flypaper for decades….

One time went into a horse barn that had dozens of coiled fly strips hanging from the ceiling. Each strip was covered top to bottom in flies; man, talk about creepy. They should have used it for one of those Halloween scary houses. Could you imagine walking through the dark and having your face bump into those strips?

Dont’ see those much anymore.

Once saw loaded flypaper inside a small town cafe, we lost our appetite.

Would be funnier if it was stuck to his zipper.

Commander Cody & H L P A “Truck Stop Rock” 1972: “There’s flies on the fries, ketchup’s watered down, everybody rocks like they don’t downtown.”

Last week we went to an oh-so-hip bakery in the trendy Bay View neighborhood of Milwaukee, and got some delicious pastries from the display case, but I didn’t tell my wife how many flies I saw trapped in there snacking on all the sweet rolls.

That stuff was disgusting.

You can still get them, but pretty much worthless. Unless you have LOTS of flies, in which case …