Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2020

I wonder if her braces are designed to shock her if she gets too violent.

Vibraphones can be pretty awesome in that regard, too.

.. they’re not especially ‘punk’, though.

A punk named Sue.

Never before has a rimshot been more appropriate.

You ever feel compelled to share something you normally keep a secret on the internet, knowing that it’s near impossible for anyone you know to realize that it’s you?

Or does everyone just make a secret second account for that?

you’re quite the young rebel, aren’t you, Sue?

I hope she wasn’t thinking about hitting things with that clarinet of hers!

Phoebe. You will regret that.

I believe Sue’s hair has grown longer for the time we have known her.

Friendship Is Bruising.

I think we’ve all had that initial thought at some point in our lives, right?

Rub some skin, Sis!

The inner Hulk in most of us does NOT come out to play (thankfully), and even when it does, it is likely to be channeled into less extreme behavior. But the urge persists……..

I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day.