Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 20, 2020

Snidely??… Snidely Whiplash? Is that you?!!

He’s so evil he scared all the color away.

“Heh-heh-heh”-ed out loud. Thanks. Needed a nice evil chortle.

Cackle.

I want Evil Hand Sanitizer.

Evil Hand Sanitizer, only by Pure Hell!

If the evil hand sanitizer is NOT made with wood alcohol (like several brands sold out west), then I don’t want to know what makes it evil.

Bwa ha ha!

Make that hand sinitizer…

I would ask what makes it evil, but I realized I probably don’t want to know.

Which cartoon villain used to go “Nyah ha ha…”?

Therein lies the rub.

Bwaaaahahahahahaaa

One hand sanitizer doesn’t know what the other sanitizer is doing.

Snidely prefers sanitizer made with methanol.

Applying it with tented fingers is difficult.

this needs the sound effect of a maniacal laugh (never mind, my brain just supplied it)

wouldn’t evil hand sanitizer be hand sanitizer that doesn’t work?

For some reason, the evil hand sanitizer requires a lot more hand wringing…

If he was truly evil, he wouldn’t.

Its the poisoned Chinese hand sanitizer.

Does it induce Muh Ha Ha Ha or is that extra?