Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 19, 2020

yikes

Tony’s QOTD: Tidy?

Not me. I use the Lou Costello filing method. (I wish I could find that clip on youtube)

Um, Dad. You know there’s only 8 weeks left before Labor Day. And I’ll need hazardous duty pay.

I’m not quite like this: https://artistandstudio.tumblr.com/post/31287632653/alexander-calders-mailbox-1963-photo-by

Your lucky day – or not. Depends on your point of view.

Sweep the floor, empty the trash and you’re good to go.

Pete has to organize his files (and laundry) himself.

What???

I always took Peter for a “Big mouth Billy Bass” guy. but the IHOP coffee carafe caught me by surprise.

Tidy?

Not so much, but that office would drive me bat sh…tuff crazier than what passes for normal around this house.

@"Anthony":

I’m not the tidiest, but I’m no slob, either. At least I try to keep things neat. And it’d be neat if you folks would consider today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Bored?

My bet is that Peggy has never been in this room, or is afraid to go back in.

Don’t do it, you’ll never be able to find anything.

I don’t have a guitar. Does that mean I am tidy?