Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 25, 2011

I’d like to be first in line to scatter THEM!

Got my first offer from the Scooter Store in the mail last week.

Geez, i haven’t got that one yet!! Shame on the people who sell names on lists - they are the greedy scammers who are responsible for all this bleeep in the mail. I thought the hearing aids and aarp were bad!!

Anytime there is a postage paid envelope enclosed with the junk they send, i rip it into small pieces and mail it back to them. It helps the post office too!

That is seriously creepy!

My employer has been trying to do that to me for 30 years!

What’s new?

I went back to school at 50+, got invites to join the Army and AARP the same day. LOL!

I got one of those, and the return address was the Department of Health and Human Services.

I’d better start looking for those. If I died today, my sister would have me dumped in a landfill.

We get recorded phone calls about funerals. I hang up on those quick. My husband got one of those scooter store brochures. We’re tired of all of it.

How ‘bout they wait until I die first before they cremate and scatter my remains?!?!?!?

And b/t/w: I certainly don’t want the funeral home in charge of doing this for me because I just may end up in their garbage can instead of on a beautiful beach in Oahu!