Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2011

Belly Button Lint Collecting for Dummies

You should see what I knitted out of the lent from the dryer.

This being April and Easter is soon upon us…did you hear about the moth that gave up wool for lent? Bah-Dah-Boom!

The ventriloquism one didn’t sell, either.

Dummy Manual Referencing for Dummies?

How One Becomes a Dummy Manual.

Pixie Magic For Dummies.

Dryer Lint for dummies

Save empty TP and paper towel tubes. Stuff ‘em with dryer lint. Use to start campfires.

Writing Manuals for Dummies for Dummies

There really is one out there called “Signing for Dummies.”

I don’t know whether or not it was a real book, but I once saw one in a movie, I think it may have been one of the Naked Gun movies, titled “Dummies For Dummies.”

Comments for Dummies

Toejam Management For Dummies?

I wrote a draft for Sex For Dummies. The entire text was, “If you’re reading this book, you don’t deserve to pass on your genes. Have an operation and give it up.”

Politics For Dummies….written BY dummies (the politicians) FOR dummies (those who keep voting them back in).

How about one on Egyptology?

Spelling “Dumbies” for Dummies.

^stone temple chia pet.

is this strip a rerun? it seems he did this a while back.

dfowensby, it’s an Easter Chia.