Close to Home by John McPherson for July 22, 2020

Can’t understand why they would remove him from the bench. Even Bleeb agrees with the ruling.

I think that is a VERY valid form of determining if someone is guilty or not.

Wait! I thought that was how the current White House made its decisions.

“cootie catcher”? Really? I don’t remember what we called them when I was a kid, but I don’t think it was that. I would have loved it.

More reliable than an all white jury in Alabama.

And yet Kavanaugh still has a job.

Finally! A good shot of Bleeb! I can actually see all his features.

It was though an improvement on his one potato, two potato method.

“Objection, your Honor! The badger is counseling the witness!”

Probably should’ve rolled some dice instead

We used to call these paper fortune tellers. “Cootie catcher” just sounds dirty for some reason.

He and John Roberts must’ve attended the same law school.

Trump appointee no doubt.