Close to Home by John McPherson for July 24, 2020

Wouldn’t boost my mood any. Especially if i caused the wreck.

If they want to improve moods, stuff a few hundred dollar bills in the air bags.

Hare-Raising!

Wrong way to go. If you want to inspire people to get out of those cars fast, they should be clowns. With pointy teeth.

I’m not sure why, but I find those things terrifying. Like clowns, but not as evil.

Bottom line……another reason to smile. Thanks, John!

I would have expected them to face the passengers — and that would be terrifying.

That will happen IF the air bags deploy.

“Little bunny foo foo”. (With the appropriate fingers showing.)

How about an airbag that pops out a special drink?

“Oh boy, now i don’t feel bad about my broken nose and glasses”

No one has mentioned Bleeb, yet. At least he was helping out in the ambulance today and not in the bunny car.

“I swear officer, I’m not crazy, I really was rear-ended by two big, round, pink, fluffy bunnies! Heh-heh, okay when I hear it out loud, I realize how it sounds, but there were two people in that car before it rear-ended me, then they just turned into rabbits! Okay, there it is again, I hear it and it sounds weird, but I swear to you, not only did they change from people to rabbits, they swole-up like big balloon rabbits and then just deflated back into people again. Yep-yep, I still hear it! I’m going to jail, aren’t I ……

Just hop into the ambulance.

That should set the mood alright, getting trapped in a car that may catch on fire at any moment.