Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 31, 2020

Hey Satchel, WE want you!

Bucky, I don’t like you right now.

Hilarious, and totally spot on, Bucky. I wouldn’t want that stupid dog either.

Bucky sell yourself and see what happens ! You will have to pay for someone to take you ;-)

Suggested group to pay to get rid of Bucky? The ACCRA ( Abandon Cats on a Country Road Anonimous).

Big hug from me to Satchel!

Satch ignore him, he is a bit tightly wound.

Rob does! I do! There’s at least two

Give Satchel one of those long, pompous names; Satchel de Saint-Bruno-de-Montarville; that’ll kick up the bidding.

I’d bid on Satchel in a minute!

I’ll bet Whitey would pay a few bucks for Bucky.

Bad news and more bad news.

We love you, Satch. Dollar-Store Satan you’re talking to… not so much.

$1,000.00 my bid

List him as a designer dog, part St. Bernard and part chihuahua or anything else, and some moron will pay $5,000 for him.

We used to call them “mutts.”

I think he would get along FINE with my cranky chiweewee puppy-boy and my weirdo shar pei-girl!

I suspect that Bucky’s ad description was the main reason that nobody was interested in bidding on Satchel.

A LOT of people want Bucky Katt – dead!

I bid $25 dinaro!!

Bayer wants him…