I have to get up! HAVE TO! What would happen to the world if I didn’t add my comments to the comics boards? It would collapse like a punctured balloon, that’s what!
But sooner or later, you have to go to the bathroom. Of course, in the old days, there was a container under the bed (a “chamber pot”) with which, while you had to stand or at least squat, you didn’t have to leave the room. It had to be emptied eventually, of course, but that’s what younger children were for.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
One can always find a reason to stay in bed. You have to find a reason to get out.
MatthewHecht over 4 years ago
That is why I play Pokemon Go. Have to get up.
Caldonia over 4 years ago
How sweet! I wanna see some spoonin’!
Leojim over 4 years ago
I try not to think of myself as something special over others. It makes life a lot easier.
gbars70 over 4 years ago
Rat’s pessimism is beginning to infect; Pig’s optimism is starting to wane.
Gent over 4 years ago
You got to get outta bed and eat, Pig. And for other things too.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
As good a reason as any.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Will you give it a merit badge, Pig?
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Life is just a bowl of cherries. Too bad you insist on being cajoled with a baked pie!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
i thought that attendance was mandatory…
MayCauseBurns over 4 years ago
Never get out of the bed.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Pig how many Debbie Downer pills do you take in a day ? … Croc Power !
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Quarantine makes strange bedfellows.
iggyman over 4 years ago
Used to tell my kids “Jump out of bed, run down the stairs” Seldom worked!
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
Real men get up at 3 AM, then back to bed again.
Whatcouldgowrong over 4 years ago
I have to get up! HAVE TO! What would happen to the world if I didn’t add my comments to the comics boards? It would collapse like a punctured balloon, that’s what!
Reader over 4 years ago
The strange and mysterious magnetism of the standard bed.
1953Baby over 4 years ago
As my dear ol’ mom used to say, “Take two aspirins and lay down for 15 minutes. That’s all you get!”
diskus Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pig cancelled the day. Never had the getup problem.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Two smucks afraid to face the day….
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
What about eating?
TampaFanatic1 over 4 years ago
Monday morning mentatlity, many people feel like Pig after a nice weekend and then have to go to work.
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago
This isn’t going to turn into a Bert and Ernie thing, is it?
mail2jbl over 4 years ago
Maybe Pig thinks he’s safe from coronavirus by staying in bed.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
But sooner or later, you have to go to the bathroom. Of course, in the old days, there was a container under the bed (a “chamber pot”) with which, while you had to stand or at least squat, you didn’t have to leave the room. It had to be emptied eventually, of course, but that’s what younger children were for.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
If you stay there until Jan. 1, 2021, you’re gonna have bed sores!
Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago
At least they won’t be spreading Covid-19 to anyone!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
A Pig needs his priorities.
Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is it just me or is this strip getting awfully repetitive lately? Get some new material, Steph.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Having Rat in the bed with you might be a good reason to get out.
favm over 4 years ago
Nice bed, from twin to queen in one panel.
Squoop over 4 years ago
But how will you know?
rvps Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ah pig…… why do you make so much sense?
smorbie the great and beautiful over 4 years ago
Welp. Pig has convinced me. See you guys after my nap
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
The Key to Life used to be “just showing up.” Now, not so much.
Hello Sweetie over 4 years ago
Life is what you make of it.
jel354 over 4 years ago
First time Rat and Pig saw eye to eye.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Can’t argue with this one. Move over, Rat and Pig!