That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 14, 2020

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! You’re perfect the way you are.

“Coffee, Tea or Me?”

“These? Of course they’re real! I’d never think of wearing false eyelashes!”

Judita, letting her puppies breath while waiting to play her part in The Birth of Venus.

Why does she keep telling me to look up? The view here is wonderful.

Well, thanks for the mammaries!

A handful each, nothing wasted, no skin left untasted…

Back in the good old days, you could be a little creative with your passport photo.

“I sure wish someone would get the air conditioning working again. “

Best Zoom meeting ever.

Snap-On Calendars ain’t what they use to be.

“You’re just painting my face, right Max?”

Droop proof.

“Stand up, stand up for Jesus…”

“You talkin’ ta ME ?”

What? The camera’s on by default?!?

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

During the summer, the drive through window at the local Dairy Queen was very popular. At least when it was Crazy Maggie’s shift.

Resting bit-h face.

She has a chill.

" Mounds Indescribably Delicious "

Miss Perky – 1879

“FaceTime? Seriously? My face is up here!”

The lady is clearly blest/ but I have a modest request-/ a request most sincere:/ please do not stop here /- be a sport, and show us the rest !

I thought some French guy invented the Bikini in the 50’s but I’d swear she has bikini lines in this 1879 painting. I looked long and hard – NO, NOT LIKE THAT! Geez. Anyway, you just can’t trust history books.

“When I hitchhike, I want my “Gas, Grass or Ass” payment option to be obvious."

“Here’s lookin’ at ya. And that goes double.”

“Oh, sorry. I guess I forgot my mask.”

Re: Melcher’s caption – I wonder whether that has actually happened to people?

Annie took them literally when they said “Drop everything and come as you are.”

OK, I gotta ask, how old is she anyway? Can we get arrested for looking at this?

Not an accident.

Study of Female Bust: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Max_Pirner_1854-1924_-_Studie_zenskeho_poprsi.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelop size painting.

https://www.wikiart.org/en/maximilian-pirner 

https://www.tfsimon.com/Maximilian-Pirner.html 

both have info about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2491 (July 13, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

As you can probably tell/ he knew his anatomy well/ but he couldn’t quite gauge/ her height, weight, or age/ and now he paints in a cell.

having those unsightly bumps, jonny decided to have them removed, even he did like playing with them.

He’d prevailed upon her to unveil/ and was close to “closing the sale”/ when the Gendarmerie/ cried “Alors ! Nous ici !”/ Now he’s doing his portraits in jail…

She looks rather young.

Steve, you have surprised me. All this time I thought you were a guy.

Excuse me…. bbbutaahhhuhhmmmmm…..