Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 31, 2020

She’s trying to catch her a catcher?

Just when the writing was already at a low, it falls into the coincidence black hole?

P1, This is where Marty Moon goes to drink. And there, and that building there and that bar on the corner. . .

P2, Maureen is becoming a regular. So, is this where Tru(e) finds his next Tru(e) love?

P3, Did Corina’s mom burn down Phoebe’s house? Stay tooned.

Oh gosh, Corina to play Ozzie Beacon to Tru’s Larry Cutter. BTW, thanks for all the great answers on where Milford might be. I guess at the end of the day, Milford is where the heart is.

It’s gonna be a love battery eh?

Maureen made her recurring character bonus! She offers to thank Tru(e) in private.

P2.5- I’d love to toss the ol’ pill around with you Hon, but my bunions and cracked dish panned hands are killing me.

Wow, I snarked she wanted an artist to make her semi attractive and P-1 may be the only time we see it.

P-2: Poached or Fried?

P-3: OK, how did your Mom find out Flo needed a catcher? Or, is Flo Phoebe’s Mom?

P 1: there she goes, pointing again

P1: “See those kids off panel, way in the distance? That’s Jamie and Keri Thorp. That’s the last time you’ll ever see them around here, guaranteed!”

P 1.5: “…so…do you still really wanna’ stay here?….”

Danny Trejo will be playing the role of ‘Mo’ in today’s P2

I guess Tru(e) didn’t plan out his rehab very well. But lucky for him he, like everyone else, told Maureen all his business. And since she knows everybody in town, what everyone is doing, and has all their phone numbers, problem solved!

Tip for Phoebe’s mom. You could just tell Phoebe, hey, Tru(e) Standish needs a catcher. Ask your pal if she wants to do it. You don’t need to awkwardly talk directly to someone you’ve never met.

Also, this will go over well. A professional baseball pitcher firing curves and 93 mph fastballs to someone who catches softball.

And speaking of going over well, you should go over, well, to Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Smart and obvious move by Tru(e) to ask “Diner” waitress to help him find a catcher. Too bad there isn’t some high school baseball coach available to ask!

Aw come on. Why not call Hiawatha?

God this is confusing. So Phoebe’s mom is is the diner? Why would she be looking for Corina? Why are these girls hanging out anyway? Why is their dialogue so lame?

P1- What the hell kind of car is that? Looks like a dune buggy.

P1.5 – Well you’ve seen the site. What do you think?

Hmmm…he’s askin’ an old waitress to help him find a catcher…no wonder Tampa Bay told him to “just return to Milford” to do his rehab

Ok, just got released from Milford Memorial Hospital 2 girls in a dune buggy hit me this morning . I’m OK just scapes and bruises but Milford P is asking if anyone has information please contact them, in all reality .

“Hey, your PimpMom called me and told me to tell you to meet a Mr. Moon at 7pm. He said to wear your catcher’s gear. Does all that make any sense to you?”