That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 15, 2020

Worst maid of honor — EVER!

“The deal is, if you say yes you’ll never have to wear that dress again.”

“He always treats me like a… LINE!”

Planning the wedding took longer than expected as the bride’s father kept interrupting to whisper dirty jokes in her ear.

“Yes, you have to pick a pronoun so Rabbi Schmaltz will know how to complete the ceremony.”

“Take him – he’s rich. And you don’t need to worry none ‘bout the ’love, cherish, and to obey’ line – your ma never did”

“He says you can keep the house and the horse, but he wants his hat back. Now’s the time to ask for more alimony.”

Daughter, are you sure you want to marry this yokel? They say he yodels really loud during sex… and that’s with the sheep!

Father McKenzie needs a new prescription to read the Bible. No matter. No one will hear the sermon he writes.

“Oh come now Ghislaine, don’t rat us out….you were having fun too!”

“All of the bridesmaids have cancelled because of Covid, but we managed to find six cows that fit into their gowns perfectly.”

Who’s the creepy guy sniffing her hair?

Mary Trump, you are under oath. Do you have any corroborating evidence of your allegations?

Is that their ‘Sunday best’? He’s wearing a green sports jacket with knee shorts, and she’s wearing wallpaper!

“Mawidge…”

unless I miss my guess/ she’s just gonna have to say “yes”/ at the end of the day/ it’s the only way/ she’ll ever get outta that dress…

Early version of the Dating Game.

You get an extra million for every year you have to spend in the White House.

This is actually depicting a wedding ceremony, right? And given the lack of festivities, can we assume that this is being done hastily because she’s pregnant?

In the middle of her testimony, Donald reminds Melania about the secret video tapes.

Back in the day, Halitosis Hal was always brought in to ask the Bar Exam questions whenever women thought they were good enough to enter the law profession.

“Psst. If this priest asks you if you’ve ever had premarital relationships just say no! In that dress, he’ll never guess your 3 months gone…”

Hold hands you love birds.

“He’s going to keep reading ‘The Bridges of Madison County’ aloud til you say yes. Resistance is futile.”

The marriage instructions or The wedding contract: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_marriage_instructions_by_Peter_Baumgartner.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/baumgartner_peter.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Peter_Baumgartner/11014781/Peter_Baumgartner.aspx 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Baumgartner_(Maler) 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2492 (July 14, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

They even had prenup agreements in those days!

Fritz wanted to believe that she was the real deal, but he couldn’t help noticing that every time she “spoke” her father’s lips moved.

Just three words. Lose the Hat!!!

all i wanted was a little attention, but not from you, get out of my back!

Remember … when you’ve had enough … click your heels three times and say “there is no place like home”.

Hans needed strong reassurance that indeed he wasn’t marrying 16 women… Four better, Four worse, Four in sickness and Four in health… … But by then he had already soiled his unwashed lederhosen!