Close to Home by John McPherson for August 16, 2020

I do hope you know how to swim Bleeb.

Now let’s see how it does for boating safety. And, what is up with that guy’s nose, it seems more like an elephant’s trunk.Bleeb has his hands up like it’s roller coaster time. No doubt the boy is having fun LOL

Yeah, it was #1 in safety back in 2018, but now it’s 2020 and the warranty has expired.

Yeah, that depends if the water doesn’t short out the airbag circuits, among other things.

Hang on, Bleeb! You’re goin’ for a ride…

Three times it drops.

That first stop will be brutal.

I saw on the news last night where some idiot tried to cross a raging flood across a bridge. His car didn’t float either.

It’s an update of the old Volvo commercials where they drove the car off the top of a parking deck.

Take a trip, have a nice fall.

“Pfffft….safety rating, shmafety rating! I’m bettin’ a six-pack that we do a Triple Lindey off this thing and land upside down at the bottom!”

Remember the Volkswagen commercials about how long a Beetle could stay afloat?

Unfortunately, the driver was rated #1 for stupidity.

And I’m sure the testing company ran all the cars over waterfalls to see which ones were destroyed the least.

WHERE IS BLEEB?

According to my GPS system we should land right on the top of “The Maid of the Mist”

Nothing is safe in 2020

Reminds me of a couple movies I’ve seen…

You said that it’s about time we took the plunge.

Except your safety ratings is “squishable” and -5 on durability.

So the car might survive, not so sure about you.

Oh wonderful. Does it come with a parachute?

Safety checks do not include flooding