Pickles by Brian Crane for April 19, 2011

He might as well just wear white socks then.

At Earl’s age, just waking up is living dangerously, so he should go for the skydiving.

Earl needs some spice in his life…try pink socks.

Right, that’s women’s work.

Yeah, try telling her that.

Oh, she’ll put a sock in it all right…

Sock it to me, lighten up. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

Twin 20 year olds… BUT Earl’s not wired for 220.

Oh yeah, very comparable.

Woman: “Did you realize you’re wearing mismatched socks?”

Man: “Yes, but they’re the same to me. I go by thickness.”

– Stephen Wright

“Every morning I reach into the sock drawer and take whichever two socks I come up with.”

Me too, but then every few years I throw out all my old, worn-out socks and buy about a dozen pairs of new, matching socks. Haven’t had to match a sock in decades. Saves valuable time I can use not sky-diving.

Get Vegas Viper, an old age dried-up man, OUT OF HERE, again!! With your mismatched clothes and socks, too!

Same here, pschearer, ‘cept now I have to wear compression socks, so it doesn’t matter what I want on my feet.

They match, theyre both socks. I solved this “problem” by only buying black ones.

Earl’s got another pair just like it inside.

Don’t buy more than one color of socks, Earl.

Wildmustang1262 Wildmustang ??? Looks more like a toothless work horse like you…