Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 15, 2020

Women…

I do like veggies, but I somehow just can’t get past kale….

Just because SHE’S heavier, EVERYONE ELSE has to go on a diet??? ;/

You pay and you pay and you pay……

Better start stashing food, Ralph!

Did you take your shoes off? Eat chinese/pasta the day before?

Kale gets a bad reputation. It’s much tastier than most salad greens.

That would keep me from eating

I like Kale, especially if it’s been destemmed and sauteed. With a little garlic and soy sauce, delish.

The weight gained the first year of college is called “freshman 15”, but what do you call “corona” weight gain? Answer: A beer belly.

No problem. There are plenty of drive-thoughs nearby.

Not Kale. I vote for spainach.

Yuck what a food for a diet. Try smaller portions for Pete’s sake and no snacking or desserts.

Weight varies up/down by 2-3 lbs depending on what you ate the day before and how fast your digestion has been for the past day or so. Clothing can also have a huge impact (in my case, it’s a 6-7 lb difference between fully dressed and just undergarments, thanks to shoes and all the stuff, including personal electronics, I keep in my pockets). You need to weigh yourself at approximately the same time every day, in the same state of dress (wearing as little as possible) and track a 3-5 day running average in order to have a meaningful number.

It means the doughnut shop will see you more often.

Because misery loves company. Take that kale and shove it…