Reminds me of an old joke: The Pastor is visiting an elderly parishioner, and on her coffee table is a bowl of almonds. He says “Do you mind?” and she says “No.” He ends up eating the whole dish full, and apologizes. She says “Don’t fret, I can’t chew them, I just suck the chocolate off them!”
allen@home over 4 years ago
No i can’t. So you either take it or leave it.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
if I recall, there are salt-free saltines
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Josh should have said something before Ziggy bought the salty crackers.
Beaker over 4 years ago
It’s easier just to lick it off. I did it for my brother a few times when he wasn’t looking.
Ralph Newbill over 4 years ago
Polly want to starve?
xsintricks over 4 years ago
Lasix.
jarci31 over 4 years ago
No
tcayer over 4 years ago
Reminds me of an old joke: The Pastor is visiting an elderly parishioner, and on her coffee table is a bowl of almonds. He says “Do you mind?” and she says “No.” He ends up eating the whole dish full, and apologizes. She says “Don’t fret, I can’t chew them, I just suck the chocolate off them!”
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
Polly want a cracker? Shoved where the sun don’t shine?
heathcliff2 over 4 years ago
When those run out, maybe no-salt crackers.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
they make saltines that don’t have salt on them. i take the sallt off of pretzels.