Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 15, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling totally rad, louis! Disney Channel "Totally Rad, Louis" is performed before an imaginary audience. Louis: "Mr. Maltby, would you like to share your view with the class?" Friend: Heh. Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA Ha ha ha Friend: Louis, you do the best Mr. Ratner imitation. Louis: "Yessss." HA HA HA ha Ha applause HA Friend: Hey, are you voting for Emily or Rob tomorrow? Louis: I...um... SQUIRT chuckle Louis: Uh... Gasp! Gasp! Gasp! Louis: Voting for Emily. Hey, I gotta go...now. Boo! BOO! boo! VOTE FOR JOE Boy: Oh, Louis! Can you...? Louis: Can't talk sorry. BOO! boo! boo! Boo! boo! RING BOO! boo! Boo! BOO! boo! Girl: Fifth period already started! Louis: I'm holding my books up like this because my ribs hurt. Girl: Uh, okay. BOO! boo! Boo! BOo! Hssssss BOO! Mr. Ratner: Ah, the tardy Mr. Maltby. How very kind of you to join us. Boo! BOO! You suck! BOO! Louis: I can't believe all this happened...in front of EVERYBODY! Friend: WHAT happened? In front of WHO?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
what the hell….?
Possum Pete over 13 years ago
I hate lafftrax, too.
pumaman over 13 years ago
Harsh audience. At least we didn’t see him at the urinal.
Tommy1733 over 13 years ago
The viewing public has fickle taste.
phuhknees over 13 years ago
Vote for Pedro!
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
I fell asleep before the punchline. Could someone tell me what it was?
WretchedGnu over 13 years ago
Do y’all really need this one explained? Well, good on you – maybe it means you had a neurosis-free upbringing. The laugh track (and boo track) is in Louis’s head. He’s got that narcissistic, adolescent thing where you imagine a camera follows and admires your every move. The only problem is his raging self-doubt breaks in to destroy the fantasy, so that the cheers become catcalls. But even this doubt is narcissistic, because it still assumes that anybody would care one way or another about his little failures. “What happened? In front of who?”
Grover Premium Member over 13 years ago
Maltby, Don’t you understand the hero has to be humiliated before he triumphs? The ketchup stain humanizes you so ordinary students can identify with you. We love you with a ketchup stain!!
hugh_jainus over 13 years ago
Ruben: adjust your meds.
videoismylife over 13 years ago
Uh…. no.
Call me when you have something to say, would you?
MiepR over 13 years ago
I see it as being about being so insecure that failure even infests your fantasies.
ickymungmung over 13 years ago
From calm, cool impressionist to devastated neurotic, and all in two seconds–adolescence revealed again. The egomania of thinking “everyone” is watching and judging you, and the rapid, slippery sloped of being the funny-guy turning into loser-stain-boy–there it is in all its gawky terror.
pbarnrob over 13 years ago
^Huh? I’ll just go with teen angst. It IS all about you.