Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 28, 2020

Well I’ll be damned. They were able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Oog!

I never knew Humpty was a cannibal.

My wife tells me that the first attempt failed because they only sent “horses” and “men” to do the job.

Miso sorry.

Ha ha! She cracks him up!

Got the order mixed up with the diagnosis…

Almost made him a cannibal there

You are what you eat.

I’m tempted to leave a wanton remark. But that would leave some hot and sour.

Interesting how things change over time – see Humpty Dumpty on Wiki -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty

Chicken noodle? Tastes like mom.

now she’s got egg on her face…

Well, that’s offensive!