WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 30, 2020

You’ll never win a race riding that.

At least remove the basket from the front.

The race track is a very hostile place for a bicycle. You may want to try Formula E.

You keep on trying, meanwhile eat our dust, or better yet, try somewhere else!

Hey moron, la tour de France starts in Nice!

I was thinking of some ‘comment’ based on bicycle, race, oval track. But, oh yeah, the Olympics. No bicycles at NASCAR, no rednecks at the Olympics.

They say, riding a bike makes men impotent.. so perhaps.. he is on the right track after all.

So, who’s going to have the first E-500 ?

Ignore the Environment, It will go away.

He’ll finish last; the basket has too much air drag.

Oh don’t be such a DRAG man.