Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2020

Does Pig actually pay taxes?

I bought some cold medicine the other day, but it turned out to be room temperature.

No your taxes are going to provide security at golf courses, for people who can afford to pay $350,00 to be members and keep riffraff like you out of their way…

What’s the difference between a house dog and a dog house? This English, she is very confuse.

Ah, Pig has got it figured out!

They ARE for it. Just another control mechanism by the Deep State.

Oh, Pig! If you were any dumber you’d be a Trump supporter!

Is Rat inside of Pig’s head today ? … Croc Power !

Reminds me of a comic I saw several years ago. Guy was complaining to his doctor that the doc had given him his flu shot but he still got the flu, and the doctor said “Oh, you wanted the flu PREVENTION shot?”

Depends how many pokes a pig owns, before they assess taxes….

The people who seem to complain the most about how taxes are spent are the ones who don’t contribute their fair share. Applies to both the top and bottom.

Well said! Many in places of power and authority seem to be enjoying this.

Pigs don’t pay taxes.

I remember when CDC wasn’t an agency manipulated for political gain.

Shockingly, Pig is technically right…

The CDC is much better than the useless WHO.

He’s kind of right. The politicians want to use the virus to control us.

The CDC needs to change its name to Center for Dip$hitz Control, to deal with all the MAGAites who think their individual freedom outweighs their responsibility to the common welfare. Wear a MASK, Dip$hitz.

It seems there are a lot of people that are lost

Don’t worry, Pig. The virus is just a few cases that will soon be close to zero. Or if it’s not just a few cases that will soon be close to zero, then it will miraculously disappear when the warm weather gets here. Or if it doesn’t miraculously disappear when the warm weather gets here, it’s only the elderly or those with serious underlying conditions who will get really sick. Or if it’s not only the elderly or those with serious underlying conditions who will get really sick, it’s really no worse than a seasonal flu. Or if it’s really worse than a seasonal flu -

I think I’ve lost you.

See what happens when you inject politics into disease control?

Wide spread pandemic of a deadly virus that could have been contained but was allowed to spread by anti-science idiots.

Don’t bother with your mask. We need to cull the herd.

George Carlin could have had fun with this.

Is this what they call kidding on the square?

Pigs got it right

This seems like Rat’s usual dialogue mashed up with Pig’s personality. What gives?

Wake up, sheeple!

Once again, wrong-headed literalism casts its heavy shadow over Pig the Simple….

That dart board must be getting really worn out.

Center of Disease Confusion?

Pig sounds like something the Bronze Con would say.