Past me made sure I have everything I need clean, and took out a ton of garbage, and weeded and watered the vegetable garden . . . all after finishing an 8-hour shift of answering phones, which is why present me is too exhausted to appreciate past me.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Buy new ones!
terra.cripe over 4 years ago
Past Me is so selfish. She just does whatever she wants with no consideration for Future Me at all!
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer over 4 years ago
Past me worries a lot about future me.
christineracine77 over 4 years ago
Past me made sure I have everything I need clean, and took out a ton of garbage, and weeded and watered the vegetable garden . . . all after finishing an 8-hour shift of answering phones, which is why present me is too exhausted to appreciate past me.
Perkycat over 4 years ago
Past me always goes by ‘put off until the future what you don’t want to do today’. Unfortunately!
ladywyntre over 4 years ago
Stop reading and transcribing my inner monologues!
katina.cooper over 4 years ago
Or, you could go commando and see what Dan would say.
Janet Gamble Premium Member over 4 years ago
Future me is always looking back because I can’t get Past me…