Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 05, 2020

Give them directions to Germany.

the white mice

Better to ask the chickens.

If they landed in America, never mind, would be the right answer!

Guys you landed on a chicken farm ! Go talk to the rooster ;-)

Personally I find it refreshing that Oprah is used in the same setting as Jeff and Mark. And let’s give the prez a break, he’s doing the best he can. He just needs 4 more years for this flu thing to go away. Oh well, it is what it is.

“Oh, that would be my wife…She’s over at the other house there! "

Don’t forget Bill Gates.

We don’t have one at the moment..

Look at the body language on the alien to the left. I think they are just a bunch of egg suckers.

Google.

Vladmir Putin?

Opportunities missed.

“We come in peace, bearing low-interest credit offers.”

Why don’t aliens ever wear clothes?

Bozos is more of an evil megalomaniac, and Oafra a media mogul. And Fuckerberg? … I think he’s still stuck in his sophomore year of high school, at least in terms of emotional maturity.

I’ll do you one better: You can take him with you as a souvenir.

Oprah just thinks she is. But she is a phony.